WHO SAID ENGLISH IS SIMPLE?

Who said english is simple?
Read Sister Onome's testimony!"Praise thy Lord. Hmmm! It's not a small something. Well, actually, it all started a two day ago, which I'm in my house. So a small hungry is catching me, so I look in the house, nothing much to chop only small plantain which I've not fried before. So, I tell myself to fry it and chop, as I'm frying that plantain, so phone ringing, so I look, it's a faring place, so I now run, which I reach there, it's my father which call, so I now say: "Father call after, I is plantain frying."So I keep it. So now, I now turn around, as I turn round, all of a suddenly everywhere in my house have turn to smoke. Children of God as I'm approaching, smoke is bigging, smoke is just bigging and bigging. It's a fearing thing o! If it's you self, afraid will catch you. So I now call the name of Jesus three times. I shout Jesus Jesus Jesus! All of a miraculously, smoke start to be vanishing, to where? I no know. It's a miracle something o! Smoke start to disappearing small, small, small. Then, my plantain have burn to matches. Hallelujah... Praise thy Lord somebodies. But my main testimony today be say; I chop that charcoal and nothing is happen to me..!Praise thy Lord..